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PostSubject: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyWed Jun 15, 2011 5:22 am

Have a silly theory that somehow has enough evidence to support it? Post it here for laughs.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyWed Jun 15, 2011 1:07 pm

KYU KYU-KUN IS A POLE DANCER.
Nuff said.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyWed Jun 15, 2011 2:04 pm

Masada is a jazz organist, since his "piano" sounds like a Hammond B-3. Onsen is a bannik, a bathhouse spirit with a siphon, the toriningen are nothing more than the congregate of women who like to get together and cluck and bawk over petty gossip, KyuKyu is a pole dancer (like the poster before me stated), Mars is a weeping tree, the denizens of the Monochrome Desert are faded memories of dead relatives, and Medamaude is the anthropomorphization of enlightenment, hence the mental notes to record in the journal of dreams afterwards. The various effects are the various bodies one takes in the dream state, the Multiverse. Monoe and Monoko are cousins. Shitai is a car accident. (bestgore.com!) The lotus men are Buddhist priests. The Thing with the Quivering Jaw as well as Leg Vomit Bean Shit Man are the amalgamations the mind makes of the legends of yokai, the folkloric monsters of Japan...

and the whole of Yume Nikki is dream logic....the mind's way of sorting out the things that happen during waking lucidity.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyWed Jun 15, 2011 11:11 pm

drunken soda orange wrote:
KYU KYU-KUN IS A POLE DANCER.
Nuff said.
Oh god, why have I never heard of that before? LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyThu Jun 16, 2011 6:34 am

MADOTSUKI BELONGS IN THE KITCHEN
Knife effeect, Fat Effect, Poop Hair

She was a bad cook. she killed people who didn't like her food. and then was under house arrest.
Uboa is a bad cookie
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyMon Jun 20, 2011 5:15 am

Sabitsuki is just playing an MMORPG on her computer.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyMon Jun 20, 2011 7:20 am

Masada had bad breath so he sewed his mouth closed and exiled himself to live in his van and drove out to the desert with his little yamaha keyboard
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyMon Jun 20, 2011 10:28 am

Masada is a real alien, and is using advanced alien technology to probe Mado's dreams, and is attempting to communicate with her. This is why his area is actually smaller, and more like an actual location, because he fabricated it; instead of it being part of Mado's helter-skelter fantasies.

This does not go well because he can't speak her language, and is easly stabbed. 6 ^ 9

I'm actually planning on making a comic based upon this theory. <3
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyWed Jun 22, 2011 10:44 pm

Levitating Cephalopod wrote:
Masada is a real alien, and is using advanced alien technology to probe Mado's dreams, and is attempting to communicate with her. This is why his area is actually smaller, and more like an actual location, because he fabricated it; instead of it being part of Mado's helter-skelter fantasies.

This does not go well because he can't speak her language, and is easly stabbed. 6 ^ 9

I'm actually planning on making a comic based upon this theory. <3
Oh god, this is canon now.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyThu Jun 23, 2011 7:43 am

Yorshie wrote:
Levitating Cephalopod wrote:
Masada is a real alien, and is using advanced alien technology to probe Mado's dreams, and is attempting to communicate with her. This is why his area is actually smaller, and more like an actual location, because he fabricated it; instead of it being part of Mado's helter-skelter fantasies.

This does not go well because he can't speak her language, and is easly stabbed. 6 ^ 9

I'm actually planning on making a comic based upon this theory. <3
Oh god, this is canon now.

I feel so honored. ; u ;
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 10:07 am

The Kalimba 'People' are the same species as Onsen, you've just got to look at them right.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptySun Jul 10, 2011 5:10 am

I don't know if this would count as crack, but it's odd.

Shitai was a hipster before he died.

I mean, look. He wears a sweater over a collared shirt that sticks out underneath. I can totally see him listening to Modest Mouse, munching on organic food and the like.

(my knowledge of the hipster type is very little, because I'm pretty darn close to a hikikomori myself... so please don't be offended or anything. :I)
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptySun Jul 10, 2011 9:26 am

'kay, well:
(1)If you look closely a Poniko's sprite, she doesn't have normal hands, leading me to think she was in a an accident and couldn't do anything with her hands. Her parents always had to turn her lights on.
(2) Madotsuki had never turned on lights before
(3) Mado was shocked at how lights work, and then she kept flipping the switch until the bulb blew out.
(4) Poniko got mad at her (Aka Uboa) and sent her to time out (The creepy world with the barfing monster)
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyMon Jul 11, 2011 3:32 am

Levitating Cephalopod wrote:
I can totally see him listening to Modest Mouse,
WHAT
NO NO NO MODEST MOUSE IS A HIPSTER BAND? SINCE WHEN? I've loved them for years...they're one of my favorites! Dammit this is worse than when i found out that Wolfgang Amedaus Phpenix was a hipster band. Why am I an un-aware hipster?
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 3:55 pm

derplass wrote:
Levitating Cephalopod wrote:
I can totally see him listening to Modest Mouse,
WHAT
NO NO NO MODEST MOUSE IS A HIPSTER BAND? SINCE WHEN? I've loved them for years...they're one of my favorites! Dammit this is worse than when i found out that Wolfgang Amedaus Phpenix was a hipster band. Why am I an un-aware hipster?
FFFF- I don't know if it is or not, but it seems like it would. (Don't get me wrong, I love both Modest Mouse and Phoenix. :I)
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyThu Jul 14, 2011 9:03 am

Levitating Cephalopod wrote:
derplass wrote:
Levitating Cephalopod wrote:
I can totally see him listening to Modest Mouse,
WHAT
NO NO NO MODEST MOUSE IS A HIPSTER BAND? SINCE WHEN? I've loved them for years...they're one of my favorites! Dammit this is worse than when i found out that Wolfgang Amedaus Phpenix was a hipster band. Why am I an un-aware hipster?
FFFF- I don't know if it is or not, but it seems like it would. (Don't get me wrong, I love both Modest Mouse and Phoenix. :I)
me too bro I just don't wanna be a hipster D :
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyFri Jul 22, 2011 6:53 am

KyuuKyuu-kun is a Eucalyptus tree.

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Face is a very violent Koala
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptySun Jul 24, 2011 5:29 am

aa more new theories

Madotsuki is depressed, ect. Her father, a concert-pianist, died from drugs/drunk driving before she was born. All she had were pictures of him, making him very distant. (GUESS WHO) One of the monochrome sisters is her mother, another picture.

or

Madotsuki is an unborn child, the doors and stuff lead to parts of her mother's body blah blah blah Takofuusen is a virus of some sort. >other weird stuff I thought of at 3 AM here<
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyMon Aug 01, 2011 11:26 am

Rust is a disease for plants.

SABITSUKI IS A PLANT.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyMon Aug 01, 2011 3:29 pm

drunken soda orange wrote:
Rust is a disease for plants.

SABITSUKI IS A PLANT.

I THOUGHT RUST WAS FOR METALS
WAT

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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyThu Aug 04, 2011 11:39 am

Mado needs glasses.


Think about it.
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyFri Aug 05, 2011 8:37 am

drunken soda orange wrote:
Rust is a disease for plants.

SABITSUKI IS A PLANT.
Oh gawd, I don't want to know what that plant in my sink was doing.

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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 8:10 am

WoofWoof wrote:
drunken soda orange wrote:
Rust is a disease for plants.

SABITSUKI IS A PLANT.

I THOUGHT RUST WAS FOR METALS
WAT


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_%28fungus%29
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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyMon Aug 15, 2011 11:32 pm

stupidwindmagiciankid wrote:
KyuuKyuu-kun is a Eucalyptus tree.

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This is now canon.

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PostSubject: Re: Crack Theories   Crack Theories EmptyWed Aug 17, 2011 6:02 pm

drunken soda orange wrote:
WoofWoof wrote:
drunken soda orange wrote:
Rust is a disease for plants.

SABITSUKI IS A PLANT.

I THOUGHT RUST WAS FOR METALS
WAT


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_%28fungus%29

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